This is my chinchilla,

First of all, look at her smug face while you take in the absolute state of her name.

Kind of a long and stupid name, but it makes her memorable. It makes the heads turn when someone asks about it, or asks just what animal she is. She's a weird one! Chinchillas are pretty weird.

For anyone who doesn't know what a chinchilla is other than "some type of fluffy rodent", here's a quick rundown on what Bong is. The fur is so fluffy that they just won't get pests in there because they suffocate, but also they can't take an actual bath or they grow mold so they roll around in dust to stay clean instead. Her diet is timothy hay, pellet food, and treats and apple sticks because I cannot help but spoil this beast. She runs around my room and chews on my wooden furniture and does fuck-all in the daytime and throws her food bowl on the ground of her cage at night to wake me up.

She is so fucking annoying and I love her anyways she is literally just my daughter and one of the few things that keeps me going at this point.

Here's more pictures of her, because, well, who can get enough of rodent pictures?

To end off the love I have for Bong Water here, the little rodent that keeps me going through life, here's a poem I wrote about her a while back.