i really really really really really really really like figure slash romantic

• the way it hovers around the closet during the heartbeat minigame
• the roars ohhh my god the noises it makes. i want to kiss it
• presumably/headcanonedly made of rotting meat (best substance for a girlfriend)
• the !!! bones that stick out of the MEAT!! THE BONES THE BONES!!!
• those shambling movements
• it gets stuck a lot in room 50 (clumsy blindness...)
• the need to be protected by something that could kill me at a moment's notice
• speaking of THE JUMPSCARE??? THE BEHEADING?? WAHHHgdhfjg
• morbid and gross and cute
• i want to be the only tolerated human by figure!

i don't know why i like figure in this way or why it's so intense of an emotion of love. i just am rolling with fictosexual emotions :)

art i have of me and figure