It has been
since I've gotten together with the Chief Legal Officer, and all I could ask for is that either I had met her sooner, or that the days I will spend with her stretch on as long as they can.
Welcome to the embarassing part of my website, the one that prays that cringe culture is truly dead, lest forgive that cringe culture would be so, so mad at it existing.
In other words, this is a shrine to my beloved 2D girlfriend, the Chief Legal officer from Toontown: Corporate Clash, also known as Diane Morsecode. I love her a lot, despite only getting with her quite recently, and I hope some of that shows here.
I love my bitch wife and I want her to file paperwork with me.