i'd like to give a special shout-out to my favorite gag track in the game, throw. i fucking love throw. it can be a light hitter when you need with the lower level throw gags, but a higher one combined with a lured cog means some real damage to those mechanicals. combine that with prestige throw, which gives you a self heal of 20% of the damage you inflict, and this gag is absolutely essential to anybody who's not actively avoiding it in their builds. i also really like zap, which is unique to corporate clash. squirt and zap basically destroyed the sound-only meta that is present in so many other private servers, and that is a fucking feat. being without both is basically the new soundless.

my main (and so far, only) toon i play as is named misty meowsoon! if you see that weird cat thing running around in-game, say hi! i've actually been regonized as the webmaster of feelingmachine beforehand in game, and it was a really funny jumpscare, but did warm my processors a lot. overheated, even.

things i've also been regonized in-game for include my art, my art of lesbian cogs, and...eating a picture of dave brubot. i'll link that below everything else in due time you'll see my funniest moment (it's also a face reveal so. nep's face on this site!!! FUCK rule of funny outwrites rule of internet safety)

i'm currently working on just completely maxxing everything about meowsoon out (laff, departments, drops, ect) and THEN after all of that will be the hardest task...i will finally train drop. i'm saving it for the very last as like a bit or something. it's funny to me but not my teammates. i also usually go soundless as well. dropless soundless andy. whatever it's a good build

my favorite characters in's been enough time. let's talk Blorbos. for one,

i am so normal about the chief legal officer oh my god she is everything to me she is doomed yuri and overworked office lady

i also really like the litigation team, mouthpiece, deep diver, multislacker, plutocrat, uhhh probably more. my favorite normal cogs are the micromanagers are needlenoses they are SO so cute. i don't have a lot of Cohesive thoughts to list here for my opinions and headcanons upon the lore or anything but there is a Lot i could say about it i'm just scared to do it publicly yknow ?? i know like a website is made 2 just go Full Metal Autism but .. aaaaaaa!!!!!!!

ok you made it the entire way here's the video of dave brubot getting what he fucking deserves